"People want to be the authoritarians of their lives. They think their lives are rivers they can dam and redirect. When in reality people are just currents in the ocean."

— things Michaelantonio says to me at 4am and make a ton of sense.

my boyfriend is a burrito.

my boyfriend is a burrito.

I knew I’d love Michaelantonio when we used to spend hours on Skype pretending to be Libertarians and replacing all the letters “s” in our conversation for dollar signs

I knew I’d marry him when he agreed to living on farm with me and raising  pygmy goats.

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Tumblr familia, the bf, and some of my favorite bloggers. Quality. Go follow them!

Tumblr Crushes:

Tumblr familia, the bf, and some of my favorite bloggers. Quality. Go follow them!

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My baby is beautiful through and through. Be jelly.

My boyfriend leaves cute comments on my posts. Be jealous.

AND THERE WILL BE CHOREOGRAPHED DANCING. The same dancing at the 1:10 mark. It will be super romantic. You are all invited.

You saw it here first. I’ve officially trapped this one.

You saw it here first. I’ve officially trapped this one.

Check out the handsome man skyping with me

Check out the handsome man skyping with me

A little bird just told me pieceinthepuzzlehumanity is just 15 followers from 1,500. Go forth. Follow one of my favorite people for for news and politics.

"The RNC is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen."

Michaelantonio